Funny
Best Man Speeches
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I recently bought a book of the funniest Best man jokes ever heard. Sadly, I couldn't find it when I wrote this speech.
Chris and I have always been more than friends; in fact I think of him as the Brother I never wanted.
I asked Kaz the other day, what she thought about Tim when he was younger, always chasing girls. She told me, “No problem, dogs chase cars but they never catch them.”
Dave is a man who only comes along once in a lifetime. Unfortunately it had to be my lifetime.
He was the only child, but he still wasn’t his Mum’s favourite.
Then of course Pam couldn’t have failed to notice Malc’s big feet and recall the old wives tail about associated large body parts.---
Yes it is true,---Malc does have big hands as well.
When we were younger Bro and I never used to get on. Sometimes we fought hammer and tongs;--
I always won in the end though;--I had the hammer.
I know that Debbie is a very hard worker;--so that should make for a nicely balanced marriage.
We call him the exorcist in our house. Every time he comes around, he rids us of all our spirits.
I wouldn’t say he is a bad driver, but I would feel safer in Richard Hammond’s car.
He was a bit of a tearaway in his teens and ended up with a bad Police record; ' Walking on the Moon. '
I heard him asking the assistant in the wine shop, if she could recommend a breakfast wine.
In many ways Chris has been like a son to me; Insolent, ungrateful and disrespectful.
Rob has spent a fortune over the years, some on women, some on drink and the rest he spent foolishly.
She joined Gourmet magazine, but a few months later they tried to buy back her subscription.
She is so successful at shopping, ‘Next’ recently applied for planning permission; To open a branch in their living room.
I think the main reason for Pete’s lack of luck with the ladies is his chat up line, “I suffer from amnesia; Do I come here often?”
He once applied to join a lonely-hearts club, but they told him they were not that lonely.
Jon loves music so much, if he heard Kylie Minogue singing in the bath, it would be his ear he put to the keyhole.
Her driving is so bad, the RSPCA have taken her nodding dog into protective custody.
He’s so short, he’s the only man I know whose feet appear on his passport photograph.
I was once usher at a friends Wedding and I asked a lady who was entering the Church, if she was a friend of the Groom. She replied, “Certainly not, I am the Bride’s mother.”