Best Man Speeches Made Child’s Play
There are 49 pages of remarks like these in the Best man Humour File.
I was once usher at a friends Wedding and I asked a lady who was entering the Church, if she was a friend of the Groom. She replied, “Certainly not, I am the Bride’s mother.”
I was once usher at a friends Wedding and I asked a lady who was entering the Church, if she was a friend of the Groom. She replied, “Certainly not, I am the Bride’s mother.”
We call him the exorcist in our house. Every time he comes around, he rids us of all our spirits.
I wouldn’t say he is a bad driver, but I would feel safer in Richard Hammond’s car.
He was a bit of a tearaway in his teens and ended up with a shocking Police record; ' Walking on the Moon. '
I heard him asking the assistant in the wine shop, if she could recommend a breakfast wine.
In many ways Chris has been like a son to me; Insolent, ungrateful and disrespectful.
Rob has spent a fortune over the years, some on women, some on drink and the rest he spent foolishly.
She joined Gourmet magazine, but a few months later they tried to buy back her subscription.
She is so successful at shopping, ‘Next’ recently applied for planning permission; To open a branch in their living room.
I think the main reason for Pete’s lack of luck with the ladies is his chat up line, “I suffer from amnesia; Do I come here often?”
He once applied to join a lonely-
Jon loves music so much, if he heard Kylie Minogue singing in the bath, it would be his ear he put to the keyhole.
Her driving is so bad, the RSPCA have taken her nodding dog into protective custody.
He’s so short, he’s the only man I know whose feet appear on his passport photograph.
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